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the awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime

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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?

( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

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I hate it when old men stare at you.

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They’re all like:

And you’re like:

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When you wake up and then just sit there trying to remember the dream you just had.

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That awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it freakin disappears

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